Front-Feet Flip Flops® for National Flip Flop Day®

The significance of National Flip Flop Day®

The Cat had been to charm school and could walk on her hind legs

I found out that today is National Flip Flop Day® when I was getting warmed up to look online for a quick payday loan. I saw it listed on Google Trends between "US Open" and "Jammie Thomas-Rasset," so I knew it was significant. However, the mysteries surrounding National Flip Flop Day® – including how the Dog found out about it — are not pertinent to this story.

The Dog was a desperado

It was June 19, 2009, the third annual National Flip Flop Day®, and quite naturally the Dog was bored. When no one was watching, he went out the front door to do something. He worked for a while at digging a hole in the yard where no one would ever see it. Then he saw the next-door Cat walking down the sidewalk.

The Cat was a capitalist

The Cat had lots of extra cash and had been to charm school. She had on green flip flops and a coordinating necklace of flowers and leaves. That was impressive. But what really got the Dog's goat was the way Cat was walking on her hind legs. The Dog didn't know whether the Cat had any money now, but he gave chase anyway.

They kept communications open

The Cat jumped out of her flip flops and ran up a tree. She didn't have any cash now, so the Dog picked the flip flops up in his teeth and ran back to the hole. He buried the flip flops as fast as he could and sat down on top. The Cat came down from the tree. She hissed perfunctorily and began to discourse. ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "Front-Feet Flip Flops® for National Flip Flop Day®"